I spent my two 'kicked-out-of-school' days watching a Lost marathon, and I've come to the conclusion that Vincent and Bunny #8 are behind everything. Just think about it... both act like cute animal sidekicks (sorta), they're always suspiciously quite... And Ben is the leader of their animal government. Locke is in training for vice pres. and everything else is just a giant conspiracy.
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That or I need to stop overthinking everything that Ben or Locke has ever said.